Fred Herriot <gorgo@kwangju.net>


Hi, everyone!

        Honey-chan, here.  Fred-kun's busy right now, so I'm on the
old keyboard out to give you some news, not to mention my
oh-so-wonderful picture.

        Anyhow, later today, you all should be receiving the Version
2.0 of "Arrive Reiko-chan."  It's in four parts.

        Now, my favourite subject...me, of course.  I'm shown in my
duty jumpsuit, which all Sagussans wear (save for defence force and
internal security personnel, who have their own uniform.  See Mie's
picture to see what I mean).  However, because I was trained in a
different department than my sister (I'm in Physical Education and
Recreation, Noa's in Central Government), the colours are different.
My primary colour (which identifies that I work in a Life Sciences
department) is light green.  That's for the top.  My secondary colour
(which identifies me as part of PE&R) is red. That's for my pants.
And my tertiary colour is gold.  That's for the trimming, phoenix,
collars and my rank insignia.

        BTW, my rank is ei'cho (Junior Minister).  My position is
Aide-de-Camp and Chief Physical Trainer to the
Head-of-State...Ataru-sama, of course!  Noa's rank is ii'cho
(Minister), which fits her position as Executive Assistant to the
Head-of-State.

        Also, I've got red hair and green eyes.

        I am also shown with two fighting staffs.  I'm a
thoughtmistress (sensei in your terms) in the martial art of
eipan'togh (twin-stick fighting), which is my favourite way of bashing
in the skulls of those kimei'ne in Tomobiki.  Of course, if things get
a little too rough, I'm not adverse to making use of an Urban Assault
Cannon or a photon shotgun on those gutless wimps.  Honestly, I can't
believe Ataru-sama and Lum put up to those morons for all that time!

        Well, anyhow, that's enough about me.  The next picture to
come is Lufy's, then Catty's, Makoto's, Shinobu's (the Shinobu from
Tomobiki, not our Shinobu) and Mendou's.  Now, if you'll excuse me, I
better go look in on Noa.  She said she was going to skip into the
Dreamscape and try to seduce Lum.

        Honestly, my silly sister can be such a lovestruck sandpanther
in heat when it comes to Lum...

I bid you all peace, logic and harmony,

Honey, daishi'cha #19283
from the Chamber of Eternity, Tere'na Province, planet Sagussa
(via Seoul, Korea, planet Earth)