Ranma 1/2:Be carefull what you wish for..... written by Richard Beaubien Inspired by the Ranma 1/2 magna written by Rumiko Takahashi Note:<> are used to express characters thoughts . **** It was a fine day in the Nermia district shopping centre . Today , like every other Saturday , was full of people looking for things to buy . Ranma was among this crowd of shoppers , as he was looking for some green onions . However , his attention was on a little junk shop in the corner . Ranma-kun:Your Kidding ? It can grant wishes !? Vendor:Yes , it can grant 2 wishes. Ranma-kun:Really , 2 wishes!!? Vendor:Yes , it grants wishes for the final time!!! Ranma-kun:Cool!!How much? Vendor:5000 yen Ranma-kun:Okay.Now how does it work? Vendor:Simple, before you go to bed make a wish and put the broach under your pillow and in the morning your wish comes true. Ranma-kun:Thats how you do it!!It's so simple. Vendor:One word of warning , though . Save the second wish to undo the first one in case your wish dosen't turn out the way you want it . Ranma-kun:Sure,I'll keep that in mind . Ja ne!! **** It was bedtime at the Tendo dojo . Everyone was turning in as Ranma stared at the broach . He made his wish and than put the broach under his pillow . He had wished that he never became cursed with a girl's body . **** Nodka:Ranma-chan , wake up!!! Ranma-kun:........ Nodka:Okay , you asked for it(throws cold water at Ranma) Ranma-kun:Ahh!!Why did you do that!!I'll get you .... Nodka:Honestly , if you got up on time I wouldn't have to do this. Ranma-kun:Mom....(feels himself)I'm .....I'm a guy!! Nodka:Huh? Ranma-kun:I'm a guy!!! Nodka:Are you all right Ranma-chan? Ranma-kun:I'm a guy!! **** Ranma-kun(eating breakfest):So where's the old man? Nodka:Out training with your sister , Ran-ko . Ranma-kun:Hmmm Nodka:Well , how was breakfest ? Ranma-kun:Good.Well , I'm off to school!! Nodka:Okay !!Heres your lunch . Ranma-kun:Thank you!!Ja ne!!I'm a guy!!I'm a guy!! Nodka: Ranma-kun: **** Ranma-kun(at the Tendo dojo):Huh , There's a Limo pulling up ? Kuno(exitng Limo):Akane-chan , time to go to school . Akane:Coming dear. Ranma-kun:Hey!!You baka , what are you doing !?! Kuno:I'm picking up my girlfrien , you baka!Now leave you commoner!! Ranma-kun:Girlfrien!!Over my dead body!! Kuno:That can be arranged. Akane:What's going on Kuno-chan? Kuno:Another fool whishes to win your heart . Don't worry , I'll dispose of this hentai!! Ranma-kun:Oh yeah!!(Try's to jump kick Kuno but Kuno dodges the attack easily) Kuno:Heh!!That attack was pathetic!! Ranma-kun: Kuno:Now die!! Ranma-kun:..... **** Ran-ko:Hey bro , wake up!! Ranma-kun:Oww what happned? Ran-ko:It looks like you were hit into that wall. Ranma-kun:You mean , I lost to kuno?!! Ran-ko:You challenged Kuno ? Ranma-kun:Yeah , and I lost !!! Ran-ko:You should know better than to challenge expert martial artists when you don't know any martial arts your self. Ranma-kun:Huh? Ran-ko:I said ... Ranma-kun:I don't know martial arts? Ran-ko:Yeah,you haven't trained a day for the last 10 years. Ranma-kun:Ran-ko , humor me if you will , but tell me about my life. Ran-ko:Huh? Ranma-kun:Just humor me!! Ran-ko:Well , you were Nodka and Genma's first kid . Genma started to train you so you could carry on the Saotome school of martial arts . When you were six dad wanted to take you on a training journey . Nodka refused to let you go unless you wanted to . When dad asked you you said you wanted to stay at home . Ranma-kun:That explains why I'm not cursed , but not why I don't know martial arts? Ran-ko:After that day dad has refused to train you . Said you weren't a real martial artist . When I was born he started to train me to carry on the Saotome school of Martial arts. Ranma-kun:......... Ran-ko:You all right bro? Ranma-kun: Ranma-kun:Hey Ran-ko , do you think you can train me? Ran-ko:Well I can try .... Ranma-kun:Great **** Ranma 1/2 Be Carefull What you wish for Part 2 Written By Richard Beaubien What has gone before..... Ranma used a magical broach to wish he never been cursed with a girls body . Good news , he isn't cursed anymore . Bad news , he's a weakling . After he was thourghly trashed by kuno , he asked to be trained by Ran-ko (don't you think I could of came up with a better name tahn this ?) , the new heir to the Saotome School of Martial arts . Now after a few problems with the new's server , and just general apathy by the Fan-fic writer , we finally get to read Part of Ranma 1/2 Be carefull what you wish for *groan*..... **** Normalcy and Nermia do not mix . Many a scientfic experiment prove this fact . For example , do you know that the acceleration of gravity is equal to 3.2 meter's per second squared . This and other great event's in Nermia science have been collected in one publication , Nermia Science for fun and Profit (copywrite Nabiki publications) . It is a truly wonderfull inspection of physics and the improable event's that happen around Nermia , and can lead into wonderfull insight's about the nature of Nermia . Ran-ko was very well read on such event's , and often used them to logically explain life in Nermia . For example , she used the therom that Normalcy and Nermia do not mix ( shown by the equation N<> Nermia Rt , BTW this equation alway's get's the answer 42 ) to explain why she was losing badly to her brother . Normally ( to her anyway) her brother was a pathetic weakling (nice but pathetic) . However to us he is the unbeatable , super human martial artist known as *RANMA SAOTOME* (echoes throughout Nermia) . "You hear Something Ranma" "Nope ," Ranma responded . Ran-ko sighed and got back to fighting her brother . Well not fighting really , more of a sparring match . Hell , who am I kidding , it was pretty one sided in favour of Ranma . Ran-ko wondered where he got this new found skill . He was using moves that probably would have absurd names , like tenshin amgruiken or some other martial art's sterotype . "Enough , Enough Already ," Ran-ko said as she almost passed out on the floor . "All Right!! Back up to normal skill and didn't break a sweat!!Man am I great ," Ranma said in loud , confident voice . "Great , now he's Mr Modest ," Ran-ko said to herself . "Man , I can't wait to show Kuno who's boss now...." Ran-ko percked up when Ranma said this . It seems that the one thing that had been driving her brother to train over the past few day's was Kuno and Akane Tendo . She sighed , who was this Akane Tendo ? It certainily seemed that she was the reason why Ranma was acting so strange lately . Curiosity finally got the better of her , and she asked "Who is Akane Tendo ?" But the question was ignored . It seemed like Ranma was having a very intresting conversation with a straw dummy . Ran-ko was rather ticked at this as rather huge bead of sweat appered on her forehead . "Ranma ...." "Your built like a brick , your thighs are too thick ," "Ran-chan ," "No , I'm not a hentai , you uncute tomboy ," "Yo Ranma , what's up?" "Ranma no baka!" "rrrr.. Why don't you listen to me you Idiot!!!" Ran-ko yelled as she reached into the dimension that all Rumic charcters can reach in to , materlizing the now famous mallet and introducing it to Ranma's head . Ranma , however , did not understand the meaning of the impromptu greeting respondign with "Akane !! Akane I'm coming!!" and leaving in a burst of speed that would make the flash proud . Ran-ko just face faulted , and came to another well known conclusion in Nermia science , that people are just plain wierd sometimes . Ran-ko quickly came to the conclusion "It must be his father's gene's ," and walked away , failing to notice Genma's watchfull eye . "So he's been training...." ***** Akane was leaving her bath when she saw the figure leaning into her window . Akane did what was a usual reaction for he she .. "Who are you?" Ranma frowned . That's not how Akane would react , normally she would hit him into the next time zone . Ranma just looked on , with a sad look on his face . He actually missed that uncute tomboy . Akane just looked at this intruder , and asked "Who are you , are you the guy who challenged Kuno-chan?" Ranma replied "Yes , I'm that guy ." "Well , what's your name ?" "Don't you remember who I'am , I'm Ranma!!" Akane pondered Ranma statement for awhile and finally replied with " I remember , you're ... you're .. The computer term for Read only Memory!!" Ranma's facefaulted , "That's ROM!!!" Akane replied meakly "Well whoever you are , you better go away . You can't win my heart ." "Who say's I'm here to win your heart ." "Everyone that comes here try's to win my heart . But I've been engaged to Kuno ever since my father's frined broke of an arrainged marriage . Therefore to bring honor to my family I must give my heart to Kuno . " Akane could barely hold back her tears while saying that last statement . Ranma immeditly understood the implication of the last statement . He knew that was not the Akane he knew , not the uncute tomboy that he , well sort of , liked . This was a shell of the Akane he knew . "Who are you ?" A mysterious voice asked . Ranma turned around to see a very large and Angry face . "Uh-oh, I can explain!!!" "You henati!!Leave my daughter alone!!!" Ranma tried to react , but couldn't . It seem's he was once again enjoying his usual orbit around Nermia . This time he landed in a mess of trash can's in an alleyway . he came to , only to see a man in a rabbit suit standing over top of him asking "Have you seen a Key around here?" "No." "Well than , sorry to bother you . Shinobu-san , wait up please!!" **** "Your a disgarce , a dishonor to the family!!" Genma lectured in a very angry voice . "You refused to learn Saotome martial art's , but you go out and learn some wierd school of martial art's!!You have disgraced me , our family , and your mother . You are no longer a Saotome!! Leave here tommorow and never return!!" Ranma leaned on his bed and groned . He lost Akane and now he lost his family (although he could live without Genma..). He looked at the broach , and immeditly he knew he could change everything back to normal . He looked at the broach and immeditly knew he had to do it , no matter how much he hated it . He had to wish that he was a girl again , to put everything back to normal . **** Ranma-chan woke up with a strange feeling that she should have remebered something . She shrugged that feeling off though , because she had to get ready for tonight . Afterall she did have a big date with Ryouga , if she could find him ..... End of Part 2 We see the credits fade away , and we are left with a screen that has a tiny little button that say's start . We sit there for an enternity , waiting for the supposed new thing in computer operating system's to load up . Finally we enter the Window's 95 enviroment. SD Nabiki : Man that was slow . I can't belirvr Gates marketed this!! SD Kasumi : Quite , we have a job to do Nabiki!! SD Nabiki : I mean , it's so slow , and has no upgrades and it has so many bugs.....Ah!!Hello!! Welocme to Nermia Science for Fun and Profit!! I'm Nabiki Tendo . SD Kasumi : And I'm Kasumi Tendo . Today we are going to learn about Aternatie realites and travel between them . SD Nabiki : I don't know , sound's like the fanfic author is trying to explain his plot device . SD Kasumi : Nabiki , Interdimensional science is a very important field in modern Science . SD Nabiki : Onnechan dosen't it sound like the author is trying to explain why Ranma-chan lost her memory . SD Tofu : Nabiki-san , Kasumi-san!! Interdimensional science is a very important field !! SD Kasumi & Nabiki : Hai!! Tofu-sensei!!! SD Tofu : Work and Study hard and you can succed!!! Remember , Aim for the Top!! SD Kasumi & Nabiki : HAI!!!! SD Nabiki : Well that's it for Nermia science this week . SD Kasumi : Tune in next week when we analyize the chemical reaction's in Akane's cooking . SD Kasumi & Nabiki : Untill then , JA NE!! We focus in on 3 super deformed figures waving at us . They are waiting for a Win 95 application to start , but instead tehy get a system failure application . We fade to balck as 3 large bead's of sweat appear on there forehead's . ****** Notes SD = Super Deformed The real acceleration of gravity is 9.81 meter's per second squared Any comment's , Flames , are alway's welcome . In fact mail me anyway , I like to know if people are reading my Fan-fic . email : beaubienrd@mala.bc.ca Ja ne!! Richard Beaubien Be careful what you Wish for Part 3 There are many sound's that beckon a person awake each morning . The chirping of the bird's , the smell of breakfest cooking , the contsant ringing of an alarm clock . Of ocurse one could ignore these sound's , which is what Ranma was doing . Nodoka sighed , time to bring in the big gun's . Akane: "Ranma wake up .. Ranma.... Ranma NO BAKA!!!!" Ranma :Uhh.... Akane ... It's morning.... LOOK AT THE TIME!!! Ranma immediately jumped out of bed and began to get changed in an insanley fast time . She then grabbed onto Akane's hand and procedded to run out the door . Nodoka : Ranma-chan , do want some breakfast ? Ranma : No thank's mom ... JA NE!!! Nodoka : You forgot your lunch Ranma-chan.... Of course Ranma could not hear her , she was already half way to Furnikan high . Akane[yelling] : Ranma can we stop for a second ... Ranma : No we can't be late ... Akane : Were not gonna be late , we still have 10 minutes before school start's !!! Ranma : It's not the time we have to worry about... Akane : Ah ha!! You want to be there to see if Ryouga's there ... Ranma : That's not the Reason , beside's Ryouga's proablely lost ... Akane : Than why do we have to rush to school ? Her question was immeditly answered by the crashing sound's of thunder . The undefeated captain of Furnikan High's kendo club has made the scene . Kuno : Hello my loves.... Akane was not overwhelmed by this display . Akane : Kuno , leave us alone we have to get to school !! However Kuno did not register the logic behind Akane's statement . Nope , his mind was thinking soemthing completly different . Kuno : Akane .... Ranma-chan !!! My loves!!! Akane and Ranma : Kuno-chan we love you!!!! Kuno: Oh this world is a beautifull place , I will date thee... Yep , that was the Kuno thought process . He alway's thought that Ranma-chan and Akane loved him . Hell he filled out an entire English quiz once with love letter's to Akane and Ranma-chan . Kuno[yelling] Yes , my pretties , today I will date thee !!! Ranma : Oh man , I bet the whole school heard that... Kuno : Yes the whole world will know about our love !!! Know I will date thee !!! Kuno yelled as if it was a war cry , which explained why he was charging both Akane and Ranma . However his attack was interrupted by a thrown rose . Everthing is quite , except the Tuxedo Kamen music playing in the background . We look up at a tree and see Ryouga with a bouqet of rose's . Ryouga : Love can not be won in battle , it must be earned !!! You should know that if your truly an honorable Samurai !!! Akane : Ryouga-kun...... Ranma : Ryo-chan!!!! Kuno : Ryouga , you evil dog !!! Well today I will have vengence on you for your crime's against the heart!! Ranma was getting very pissed off at this . She was late , he was going to have detention again , and Kuno was just plain annoying . It was time for her to take drastic action . Ranma : Kuno!!! Die!!! And soon Kuno became the first idot in space . Akane : Ranma , what a kick Ranma : Aww , It was nothing [the bell rings] Aww man were late !!! Ryouga : Ranma-chan , these flower's are for you !! Ranma : Thank's Ryo-chan !!! Ryouga just looked at Ranma-chan . Yes life was good . Ranma : Ryo-chan , Ryo-chan .... Ryouga : Huh .. Damn , he zoned out again . But she was so cute . Ranma [yelling] : RYO-CHAN!!! Ryouga : Sorry , Ranma-chan... Ranma : Come on in , I don't want you to get lost before tonight Ryouga : I'm coming !! Ryouga was in heaven , she didn't wantme to get lost . Akane glanced over to Ryouga , and then whispered something to Ranma . Ranma [yelled] : Akane!!!! Akane could barely hold back her laughter as the three of them ran into Furnikan high . The three of them failed to notice the strange figure watching them on top of the Furnikan high clock . Strange figure : That can't be Ran-chan , can it ? But we'll answer that question later , right now let's go to Stanley park zoo in Vancouver B.C Canada . It seem's that a philanthropist had donated a Panda to the zoo . The zoo keeper welcomed this addirion , but was a little suspicious about the gift from the beginning . It seemed that this Panda came not from China , but from Japan . But these concerns were put to rest when the panda arrived at zoo yesterday . The panda was healthy and it even had an act . It kept producing sign's in Japanese , which produced an instant money making act . Hell , it may even be able to communicate the zoo keeper thought . He than laughed at his own absurd thought's . ======== Class was in session at Furnikan high , but Ranma wasn't in class . She was outside as she usually was at this time of day . Hmph , how do they expect me to learn if I'm out here holding bucket's all day . Akane : Hey Ranma , how's it going Ranma : Fine Akane ... Akane : Are you ready for tonight's date ... Ranma : It's not a date ... Akane : No , what is it then ? Ranma : It's 2 friend's going out for dinner . Akane : Sure , 2 friend's . And where are you 2 friend's going ? Ranma : Chez Pierre .... Akane : That sound's like a place 2 friend's go to have dinner .. Ranma : Akane... Akane : Bleah... Ranma : Aw geez... Strange figure [thinking]: Hmm Chez Pierre , I'll be there Ran-chan , If you are Ran-chan . ====Later that night.... Ranma : Ryo-chan...Ryo-chan... Hmmm , life was good Ryouga thought . And Ran-chan was so cute ... Ranma : Oh man I hate when he zone's out like that !! Oh well at least he doesn't nosebleed ... Strange figure : Ran-chan... Ryouga : Uhh .... Ryouga finally snapped out of his dream like state , and saw a young looking man next to Ranma . Strange Figure : Ran-chan , how's it going ? Ryouga : Sorry , she's with me ... Strange figure : Don't tell me you've forgotten me , Ran-chan ? Ranma : Should I know you .... Strange figure : ... Yes , you should know me . You only ruined my life Ran-chan !!! Ranma : Hey I don't even know who you are , so how could I ruin your life ? Ryouga [standing up ]: Leave us alone , were having a dinner ... However Ryouga was immeditly put back into his chair by a rather huge spatula . Ryouga : Hey!!! Ranma : Ucchan.... Ukyou : Ahh you remember me ... So do remember how you ruined my life ... Ranma : Ruined your life , I just remember we were friend's when we were young ... Ukyou : Ahh Than you forget that you were my fiancee.... Ryouga choked on some pork . Fiancee ... Ryouga : Ran-chan , explain your self ... Ranma : Hey I don't know what's going on , ask him !!! Ryouga : What do you mean Fiancee.... Ukyou : When we were young , your dad and my dad made an arrainged marriage between us . However you ran out on us . Now because of this dishonor , I have seeked you out over the last few year's to have my revenge ... Ryouga : Hmm Genma , that explian's this problem... Ranma : Yeah , but why would he engage me to a man , he alway's wanted me to be a boy .. Ukyou : I'm not a boy... Ranma : NANI!!! Ukyou : I'm a girl ... ever since you dishonored me , I've been living as a boy !!! Ranma : But I'm a girl... Ukyou : But why would your father engage us if your a girl ? Ranma : My father alway's wanted a boy , he tried to make me into a boy . It was his dishonor that has caused you such pain ... I'm sorry Ukyou : Ran-chan... Ranma : Ucchan.... Ukyou [yelling]: Ran-chan , I'm sorry!!! Ukyou than ran from the restaurant . Ryouga : Ranma-chan... Ranma : Ucchan... I'm sorry . Damn you Father !!! Why did you have to hurt so many people to relize your dream , WHY?!? Ryouga : Ranma-chan.... Meanwhile back at the zoo .... Tourist 1 : Look at the Panda , He's got sign's Tourist 2 : You know what it read's 'help I'm a man' Tourist 1 : Maybe he's Jusenkyo cursed.... Tourist 2 : HAHAHA , that's funny!!!!! Not the end ...... SD Kasumi : Hello , Hope you've enjoyed Be carefull what wish for part 3 .... SD Belldandy : Yes , and there are more adventures yet to come.... SD Kasumi : Yes there will , but now it's time for Heaven's kitchen .... SD Belldandy : Yes , today we are going to show that anyone can cook .... SD Kasumi : And to help show us that ANYONE can cook , we have 3 of the most infamous cook's in anime history ... SD Belldandy : We have C-ko Kotobuki .... SD C-ko : C-ko-san is happy to be here ... SD Kasumi : My sister , Akane Tendo ... SD Akane : I'll cook something good if it kill's me ... SD Belldandy : And Lum.... SD Lum : Darling will love my cooking now !!! SD Kasumi : All right let's get cooking ..... SD Usagi : What about me , I was suppose to be in this sketch . SD Kasumi : We couldn't afford to hire you , so we got a replacment .... SD Serena : Hello , I'm ready to cook !!! SD Usagi : WHAT !!! YOU GOT HER !!! WHAAA!!!! SD Belldandy : Kasumi , we've got a problem .... SD Kasumi : Oh my god ..... SD C-ko : Okay let's see , spaghetti . We add 1 lobster , 1 clam , 1 tree , 1 can of soy-sauce , 1 bottle of steak sauce ... SD Akane : Can you pass me the white wine ... SD C-ko : Sure {passes her vingear} ... SD Akane : All right , let's cook ! Flour {put's in sugar} , Salt {oregneo} , egg's {add's in green stuff that lurk's in fridge} SD Lum : Haha , I laugh at your puny attempt's to cook !!! Behold Oni science , the mark VI Irraditor and puree machine !!! SD Kasumi : Oh no.... SD Lum : Let's go !!! {Irradites mound's of food , all that remain's is a mess of black substance} There , microwaved stew .... SD Belldandy{To Kasumi} : What are we gonna do with this food .... SD Kasumi : What we usually do with Akane's leftover's , sell them to Mc'donald's!!! SD Belldandy : Ah!!! That explain's the taste of their burger's ... SD C-ko : Hey , Usagi and Serena are fighting .... SD Serena : Moon scepter illumination.... SD Usagi : Moon princess halation!!! SD Kasumi : Oh my... SD Belldandy : This is not good... SD Kasumi : Well ... That's Heaven's kitchen for this week !!! SD Belldandy : Next week will try something easier... SD Kasumi : What is that.... SD Belldandy : We're gonna teach Urd how to cook.... SD Kasumi : Oh my.... The end...... SD = Super deformed.... As usual any comment's , criticism , question's and flame's are welcome at beaubienrd@mala.bc.ca NEW!!! Now it's easier than ever to enjoy Anime Fan-fic ... Just mail ftp@ranma.net and receive info on how to get fan-fic through e-mail , inlcuding work's in progress !!! {Note : This service is not maintained or run by the Author of this Fan-fic} Ja ne!! Richard Beaubien ------------------ Ami-chan forever!!!