One wouldn't know it from mere sight alone, but it was one of the biggest events to sweep through Hokkaido this season. Certainly, many thought of it as the event of the year. Not even Hokkaido's natural beauty could compare to a star of this magnitude, some thought, and Tomizawa Ami was one of the most sought-after idol stars in Japan today. Tomizawa's promoters had planned to turn Hokkaido's splendor into a key component of the outdoor concert. The concert itself was an attempt to bring in money from people who usually had to travel to Tokyo just to hear the idol sing. It had all, innocently enough, seemed like a very good idea - tickets sold out faster than anyone could hand them out. One of the main problems was that the site Tomizawa's promoters had chosen hadn't really been designed with a concert in mind. But then, Mother Nature wasn't an idol promoter, now, was she? Gosunkugi Hikaru didn't care about things like this one way or another right about now. For he was an aspiring fan of Tomizawa Ami, enough to spend a great deal of money on traveling to Hokkaido by himself just to hear her sing. Unfortunately, he was stuck outside the primary washroom for the entire concert setup... not much more than an outhouse, in his opinion. He'd spent nearly fifteen minutes waiting outside the washroom for just *one* person to leave and listening to people say, "Now THAT'S what a fanboy *really* looks like!" Hikaru, in fact, was a reserved and shy individual for the most part - until it came to something he felt passionate about, like Tomizawa Ami. All this time spent waiting here could be better spent in front of the stage waiting for Ami to make her appearance... or *on* the stage, if they allowed it. He had a look on his face that would have scared even Saotome Ranma. "COME ON!" he bellowed. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?" Hikaru was about to break down the door - until he realized the hard way that the door opened the other way. A young man wearing a familiar yellow-and-black bandanna tied around his forehead, matching the clothes he wore below that point. The Eternally Lost Boy had arrived. "Ranma? Is that you?" Ryouga's voice trailed off as he realized Ranma wasn't in the area. Where was he, anyway? "Uh... would you mind terribly telling me where I am?" "Where ARE you!? WHERE ARE YOU!?" Hikaru near-exploded, forgetting for the moment that he was speaking to someone who could bring him back into rational sanity in a less-than-painless manner. "This is the BIGGEST idol concert of the year, and I have to wait FIFTEEN MINUTES out here for you to finish whatever it is you're doing in the ONLY WASHROOM HERE! THAT'S where you are!!" Ryouga cocked his head, looking at Hikaru in curiosity. "I want to know where I am. We wouldn't happen to be anywhere near the Tendo Dojo, would we?" "NO! This is Hokkaido, you IDIOT!" Hikaru continued to rant, rivaling some of Soun's best outbursts. Godzilla, king of monsters, would be proud. The next person in line, however, took advantage of Hikaru's temper to slip into the bathroom, flashing a quick Victory sign to Hikaru as he shut the door... leaving a teetering Hikaru to fall to his knees in front of the door, wailing. Ryouga stared at him for a moment, then finally gave up on the boy and left him to rant in peace. Ryouga thought, walking on. The latter, because someone had had the nerve to place a stage in between him and his destination. No problem; he figured he could just plow through it like he normally did. Until the track lights dimmed... "And now, the moment you've all been waiting for your entire lives..." the PA system blared to life, annoying all of those who thought it had been dead. It didn't matter much, as the crowd was also roaring to life - drowning out Ryouga's attempts to ask people where the blasted exit was. "Sami Records is bursting at the seams to present..." A long, dramatic paused, followed by an understudy which wasn't quite as dramatic. "The idol concert of your year and mine... please welcome, Tomizawa... Ami!" Ami took the stage to the sound of thunderous applause and a few cat calls here and there, which she took in stride. Ryouga was surprised to find her alluring, with her short blue-black hair and a fuku strangely reminiscent of one he knew a certain other Ami to wear on occasion... What, did he have it in for girls with short, bluish-black hair? Apparently, the crowd before the stage had no similar commitments. In their hearts, Tomizawa was ultra-ultra-kawaii and there were also a few nose-bleeds - though these resulted more from angry girlfriends than thoughts of... well, you know. If not, then don't ask - your authors have no desire to turn this into the slightest of lemon stories, no matter how much Nabiki pays us. Ami knew how to play the part well. Too well, in fact; she was thoroughly enjoying the atmosphere and acting cuter than ever Humanly thought possible to encourage the crowd. She had to let the noise drop back down to tolerable levels before coyly announcing her first number from behind the microphone stand. "I'd like to thank all of you very much for coming here today! Why don't we begin with an old favorite of mine... 'Warrior of the Heart.'" The band struck up a familiar old tune, and the crowd cheered once more as Ami settled into her routine. Ryouga found that even he liked the music, although he never cared much for idol singers. Being lost most of the time - or as someone else in his family once put it, ninety-seven-point-eighty-five percent of the time - he'd been able to sample an amazing range of cultural and other brands of music, although he was often only looking for the way back to wherever the heck it was he was supposed to be, whenever it was he was supposed to be there. He was so wrapped up in the music that he almost missed the warning signs telling him danger was about to make an appearance. And here he hadn't even bought a ticket... Instinctively, he leapt onto the stage - where WAS Security, anyway? - and pushed Ami to safety. Seconds later, a mass of debris occupied the space where the idol singer had stood. The crowd was stunned, perhaps more so than Ami. Her jaw dropped when she caught sight of what could very well have crushed her. Realizing where she was, she quickly came to her senses and found Ryouga. She made her way over to him, reassuring the crowd that she was all right even if she wasn't sure, herself. Neither was the crowd. They were all working themselves up in a frenzy of what could and might have happened to their precious idol. "I'm all right," she insisted. "...thanks to this young man." Ami gratefully took Ryouga's hand and gave him a quick kiss on the cheek, causing the boy to lose everything on the spot and faint. She looked down at him out of pure surprise, blinking... not having expected to have this kind of effect on anyone. Of course, in the process she'd also managed to turn Ryouga into the newest target of the Tomizawa Ami Fan Club. Any and all rivals in their quest to make Ami theirs could not be accepted... and they went after rivals with a vengeance. But somewhere above the chaos of the concert and the plotting-in-progress of a fan club to somehow do away with a new mortal enemy, a mysterious figure stood in the shadows among the rafters - which was theoretically impossible keeping in mind that the stage was an *outdoor* stage, but the figure decided to go against logic and stand in the shadows nonetheless. He glanced down upon the stage, wondering if he should take another show at obtaining more idol energy from the girl. No, better to not chance it. She had a protector now, and a formidable one at that. Oh, well, he'd have better luck with the next idol. There were more than enough idol singers in Japan to suit his needs... [OP: "The Girl is Magic" (Natsumi Title Theme)/Inoue Kikuko] (OP sequence: An unconcerned Kasumi stands in the main walkway of the Tendo yard, sweeping. Soon, Ranma and Akane appear, fighting. Then Ryouga, Shampoo and Ukyou join the fray. Genma appears, but Ranma throws him into the pond. Soun sits off to one side, crying. Akane slam-dunks Ranma into the pond, and the panda raises a sign that says, "What kept you?" Ranma takes a swipe at him with the sign. Finally, Nabiki and Mine appear in the background, seemingly trying to come to a business decision by various means, including rock-paper-scissors, as a large BFC building rises out of clouds of dust behind them all. Still unconcerned, Kasumi changes into Natsumi and uses her powers to sweep the whole mess away at an incredible rate, leaving a white screen for the title logo to fade into.) Richard Beaubien presents Natsumi, the Magical Girl Chapter 5: Idol Scramble! ...or An Idol a Day Keeps the Youma Away (embellished by Mike K.) ---------------------------------------- Yukie had always been envious of people who could afford to live in large homes, like the Tendo Dojo; on her meager salaries, she could only maintain an apartment life. What she could see of the Tendo grounds from the only opening in the gate set her to wishing once more. Ah, this place was a dream, compared to her tiny apartment! It would be a lot of fun to live in a house like this... Still, she knew she couldn't spend the entire day daydreaming at the outer gate - she had business to attend to here. Besides which, she figured she'd get a much better view of everything if she was inside than on the outside looking in. Yukie gathered her courage, taking a second to make sure she was presentable and brushing the strands of short red hair away from her face, and proceeded to open the gate. She took care to announce her presence. Who knew if the Tendos took kindly to unannounced guests? "Hello..." The front door opened as she approached, revealing the smiling face of a young woman with long brown hair. "Ah, a guest. Welcome! How can I help--" Kasumi's words came to a dead stop in her throat as she recognized who it was she was in the process of greeting. Yukie hadn't noticed the slip. She uttered a small, coy giggle at the greeting and proceeded to introduce herself. "Good afternoon. My name is Saori Yukie, and I would like to speak to Tendo Nabiki, if I could." **** Nabiki peered into the kitchen in time to see an extremely nervous Kasumi pacing back and forth. She hadn't seen her big sister like this since... since... hmm. What could be troubling her so? "Kasumi?" she asked. "What's wrong? You look... uncharacteristically stressed out." "It's her." "Who? Oh, you mean Yukie? What about her?" "Nabiki!" admonished Kasumi. "You know we've met her before! She saw me as Natsumi and--" "And we don't know why she's here, so why don't we ask her before we assume the worst?" Nabiki interrupted, deciding to leave the kitchen before her own suspicions began to show. Kasumi was anxious enough as it was. Had Yukie seen through Natsumi's disguise and figured out who Natsumi really was? Nabiki frowned. Those magical girl costumes never really did much to hide the wearer's identity - although the people around them never seemed to notice that so-and-so just happens to look exactly like the hero they're so much in awe of... Nabiki knew her older sister was taking a little longer putting together a light snack and some tea. Probably thinking about the implications of having her secret identity revealed to the public at large. While that *would* open up new business and marketing opportunities, their family would immediately become a target of the BFC and maybe any other monsters out there that thought they needed to make a name for themselves. And Daddy? He'd lose it if he found out what Kasumi was doing... but then, he lost it quite frequently, and very easily at that. She wondered what it was Dad had lost, exactly, laughing inwardly at her little joke. Oh... and they couldn't forget Happosai, either. The little lech left Kasumi alone now, but if he found out she was going around in that short-skirted costume... Kasumi passed Nabiki in the hallway. Nabiki guessed she had been right on nearly all counts - she could see the strain starting to appear on Kasumi's face. And that wasn't a good sign. Yukie looked up from the table as the two sisters entered the room. "I'm sorry if you had to wait a while, Saori-san. I hope you like it." Yukie didn't mind; it wasn't often she had conveniences like this at her own apartment. Her co-stars faced similar problems. And besides, the snacks and tea Kasumi had prepared looked so good... "Thank you. I'm sure they're wonderful." She continued to glance with curiosity around at her surroundings. Were all houses this spacious? Or was there more money to be made in teaching martial arts than acting? "I have to admit, you certainly have a nice house." Nabiki gave a barely audible snort. "Well, we try to keep it well-maintained..." she said dryly. Enough pleasantries... time to find out why this young woman had come to see her. "I suppose we really should talk about why you've come, though." "Hai..." Yukie seemed a bit pained. She rummaged through her bag for a piece of paper, which had survived its stay in the bag rather well. "I would like to sign up to be trained as a martial artist." Nabiki took the paper and scanned it. Only one item was of immediate concern to her: how much the... er, student... was willing to fund his or her education. Around here, that said a lot. Yukie was willing to pay more than the standard rate, too, more than what they usually made now. The thing was, business was rather slow. Oh, sure, the dojo attracted a *lot* of competent martial artists on a daily basis - but these weren't paying customers. Kasumi offered to pour Yukie another cup of tea. "You don't strike me as the type of person with the drive to go out there and really learn the martial arts," Nabiki said. She'd rehearsed it well enough to say it without breaking up. Yukie came to attention. "But, I am! Really!" Uh-oh... can't let Nabiki see how much she wanted to do this. Nabiki acted like another one of those world-class manipulators she was always hearing about... "Well. Um, our studio's cut the budget for our show - perhaps you've heard of it? 'Mystical Fighters Sany?'" Nabiki nodded. She knew the show all too well... "Anyway, the cuts meant we had to let go of our stunt doubles, so we have to do all our own stunts now." "But why here?" asked Nabiki, more intent on Yukie's true motives. "Why not pick another dojo, say, closer to the studio or where you live? I know of at least two other schools that would--" That was when Yukie broke down. "Because you were so nice and helped me out when we were attacked by those scary monsters at the Toy Fair!" Yukie blurted, trying to hold back the tears. She didn't want the memories of her 'teammates' trying to kill her to resurface. "So... I thought I'd repay you by coming here to train. It's the least I can do." Nabiki was about to interrogate her guest further when the familiar sound of running tears interrupted her train of thought. "Miss, did I hear you correctly? Do you really wish to train here, with us?" Leave it to Daddy to ruin a perfectly good interrogation. He was still crying buckets of water. Nabiki often wondered if he didn't just absorb most of that water from all those baths he and Uncle Saotome always took. Hot, running water cost money... "Yes! Absolutely! I really do want to train here, honest!" Could Yukie be any *less* enthusiastic? Soun slapped the shoulder of their new student, who gave him a rather awkward look in return - once she'd pulled herself back to an upright position. "Do you hear that, Saotome? We have a new student!" he beamed. Yukie wondered if she was making a big mistake. Certainly, she didn't *really* need to become a certified martial artist to play her part on the show; who said reality and the 'Mystical Fighters Sany' could mix? She did want to repay Nabiki, however, and it wouldn't hurt to learn martial arts... although with this group of people, she wasn't entirely certain any longer. "Was there ever a reason to doubt? We are, after all, high-caliber martial artists! It's a wonder people aren't breaking down our doors to come train with us!" boasted Genma, with the obligatory muscle flexes. Breaking down doors was one thing to come to them was one thing, Nabiki knew. Or walls. But to come train with them? Well... She hoped Daddy and Uncle Saotome could only keep that amazing bravado after Happosai returned from whatever it was he was up to this week. After all, it wasn't good for business to have students see their teachers cower in front of an incurable old pervert. "Well, then, let's take you on a tour of the grounds," Soun and Genma proceeded to take Yukie away, regaling her with stories of their supposed skills and some of the things they could teach Yukie. All Yukie could manage was a worried glance back at Nabiki and Kasumi before leaving, almost as if to say, "Help..." Nabiki didn't blame her one bit. "I don't think we have to worry about your secret, at least for the moment," Nabiki told Kasumi. "You don't understand," Kasumi replied, tense. "That's not what I'm worried about." **** Little did anyone know that at that very moment, the monster that had staged the attack on Tomizawa Ami earlier was presently seated behind a desk in an upscale office in Tokyo, reading the latest rejection letter. He let out a quiet sigh. If only he'd been able to obtain all of the energy he'd needed through using Tomizawa, he could have moved on to stage two of the grand plan. But thanks to a hero wanna-be, the plan would have to be delayed a little longer while he searched for another cute, young, innocent idol to steal energy from... perhaps a lesser-known target? Sakurano Mika, his latest charge. He planned to use an idol singer to help control the world, gathering the energy those ridiculous Humans expended at concerts and what-not, cheering for their idols... But there was one glaring fault with the plan. His current idol singer nominee. "Another rejection letter?" Mika asked, having poked her head into the doorway before he could crumple the letter and toss it into the wastebasket. "Don't worry. I'm sure we'll have that contract real soon. You'll see! Bye!" After Mika left, he sighed again. Sure, Sakurano was cute - one of the cutest girls out there. But... she had absolutely no talent for singing whatsoever. That did tend to put a small crimp in the part of the plan that required using an idol as a trigger for gathering immense amounts of energy plan. And the dominate-the-world plan. That would soon change. As soon as... He sifted through the stack of eight-by-ten glossies on his desk. Ah! There was one... ...As soon as he paid a visit to this young candidate: Saori Yukie. Yes, soon he'd have control over the entire world. The entire mortal plane. It was definitely time for another usual evil-overlord laugh...... It was the janitor's turn to sigh. "Again with the laughing." Muttering, the janitor began to vacuum the floor, leaving a somewhat embarrassed monster behind the desk. "Move your feet. I can't vacuum with you in the way!" The monster did so. He decided to wait until the janitor left to pick up where he'd left off, this time within the silence of his mind. **** Yes, he was hopelessly lost again. Or was he? Why bother asking? Unless the Tendos had a yard bordering on an amusement park, he was in the wrong place. That went without saying. Somehow, Ryouga could wind up hundreds of miles off course in the mere time span of one day. One day... So where did that leave him now? No matter; he had to make his way back to Akane-san and save her from her suffering alongside Ranma. Directions. He needed to know where he was supposed to go in order to get there. Since he was standing a few feet from the front door of the yard he was standing in, he walked up to the door and knocked on it. A young man opened the door, somewhat briskly. "Yes? What do you want?" Ryouga cleared his throat. "Could you tell me how to get to Tokyo, please? I'm looking for the Tendo dojo..." The young man studied him for a few seconds. "Just a minute," he said, closing the door again. Ryouga's ability to sense danger flared up again. He prepared for an attack. "Hold it RIGHT there, enemy of the Tomizawa Fan Club!!!" came a voice from behind him. The next thing he knew, there was a hydraulic platform rising up in place of the lawn behind him, carrying over one hundred well-armed and crisply-uniformed soldiers. "In the name of Tomizawa Ami, we will punish you!" Ryouga had a strained look on his face. "What did I do to you?" "ATTACK, FOR THE SAKE OF OUR LOVELY AMI-CHAN!!!" And so they did, swarming off the platform toward him. Why were they after him? He couldn't see the reasoning behind the attack. He, on the other hand, always had a perfectly logical reason for whatever he did, and could explain everything. Or so he thought. "You'd better stop before someone gets hurt..." he called. If they were seriously intent on fighting him, he had no choice but to oblige - although he didn't know why they were so upset with him. But anyone who dared attack Hibiki Ryouga was in for the fight of their lives. "YOU ARE THE ONE WHO WILL BE HURT, MORTAL ENEMY, WHEN YOU MEET YOUR DOOM!" the soldiers yelled in a blood frenzy, leaving Ryouga wondering why they still wouldn't listen to reason. Oh, well. "SHI SHI HOUKOUDAN!!!!!!!" **** Three days had passed in Yukie's training. It had all looked so easy, innocently enough, just a few warm-up exercises, controlled breathing and focusing, and anyone could break cinder blocks or perform stunts like actor Jackie Chan did in his films. But as time went on, Yukie was discovering that martial-arts wasn't necessarily breaking bricks or using shopping carts as a lethal weapon. No, there was a lot of work involved here. Even a simple thrust or sweep required the proper form and concentration. She found out that after spending two hours running through a strenuous workout, it became harder and harder to concentrate. Finally, she'd had enough, collapsing onto the floor. "Water... could I please have some water..." Genuinely worried, Kasumi poured Yukie a glass of water, which the girl gratefully accepted. "Are you all right?" she asked, as Yukie drank the water almost in one turn. "I'm all right, I think. I just need a break." "Well..." Nabiki approached them. "I think you've had enough for today. Maybe Kasumi can walk you home..." she suggested, handing Kasumi a list. "Oh, Daddy wanted you to get these things from the market." "I thought Akane already had everything she needed to make dinner tonight?" Nabiki made a face. "It's not *Akane* he's worried about." Kasumi knew better. Why couldn't anyone in this household appreciate Akane-chan's cooking? Akane was still learning, and needed all the support she could get. Why, when Kasumi was growing up, Mother had given her all the support she could... Mother......... Yukie's boundless enthusiasm had returned. "Thank you, Nabiki, Kasumi! I'll be waiting outside, okay?" Nabiki watched her leave, taking care not to voice her nervousness. "I'll be right out," Kasumi said, glancing at Nabiki. Nabiki grinned. "Don't forget the onions, oneechan. I have a feeling we're going to need them." **** Kasumi memorized the list as she walked alongside Yukie. There was a note scribbled at the very bottom of the list - Nabiki wanted Kasumi to prod Yukie for a few more answers, and she figured Kasumi would have no problem in asking for them. Interrogation wasn't exactly Kasumi's strong point, but Yukie seemed very open with her and willing to answer most of the questions Kasumi could put to her, which Nabiki obviously took to mean that Kasumi was the obvious choice to get Yukie to talk. Why did Nabiki have to be so serious all the time, hiding herself behind a protective shell? Time to break the silence. "So...... how are you enjoying the lessons so far?" "They're a lot harder than I thought they might be," Yukie admitted in a weary voice. "But I'm not gonna give up. If I work hard, maybe I'll be able to pull off some impressive stunts for the show, like all those martial artists they always have in the animated shows... You know, all those super-human kicks and stuff!" Which she proceeded to demonstrate with enthusiasm, only to end up landing on her rear. She pulled herself up with a nervous laugh. "Looks like I still need some practice." Kasumi smiled. "Oh, I think you'll do all right. Most of the martial artists we've trained in the dojo don't turn into superhuman warriors in their first few days of training." "Thanks." Kasumi's suspicions about Yukie were slowly but surely wearing away; she couldn't help but like the girl. "But... that isn't exactly why I'm doing this." Kasumi paused. "Why are you doing this, then?" Yukie stopped as well. "I'm not really doing this for the show or maybe Nabiki; I'm not sure if I'd go through with it if that were the case. I'm doing this because of you." "Me?" said Kasumi with a start. "Sort of. You... you remind me of someone I know." Did Yukie know the truth about her secret identity? If so, then she could very well be at risk... and so, too, would Yukie be... from any monster that wanted to make a name by rubbing out any magical girls that just happened to be in the area. "That's my apartment over there," Yukie interrupted her thoughts, pointing toward one of the smaller apartment houses. "Hey..." she had a sudden thought. "Would you like to come in for a little tea?" "Well... I don't really have the time." Kasumi noticed she still held the list tightly within her left hand. "I really should be going to the marketplace." "Please, oneechan? I feel I owe you the favor," pleaded Yukie, using the full power of the Saori Yukie Sad Puppy-Dog Eyes Technique (patent-pending) to try to convince Kasumi to join her for tea. How could she say no to such effort? "All right, but only one cup... I really must be going soon." "Yippee!!" Yukie exclaimed cheerfully, escorting Kasumi into the apartment. **** Yukie's apartment was a small but cozy place, well-decorated with the limited furniture choices she had to work with. Flower arrangements covered up some of the more sparsely-decorated parts of the rooms, and framed posters that looked like promotional posters for an idol singer were hanging here and there on the walls. It was the latter that caught Kasumi's eye. She could have sworn that the idol in the posters was Yukie, yet the idol had longer hair and a different name... Yukie returned with the tea, placing a cup before Kasumi. "Here's the tea I promised, oneechan. So how do you like the place?" "It's nice," Kasumi sipped at her tea, trying to determine what to say. "I like the flowers. Oh, and those posters... Is that you in those posters? She looks a lot like you..." "Yes. It's me," Yukie said, drawing a puzzled look from Kasumi. "I've also been an idol singer, since a few years back. I guess I did okay, too, except after a year or so I went on to do the show and some small parts as voices for animated shows..." "Oh." Kasumi managed, feeling sympathetic. Yukie laughed bemusedly. "It's not that bad, really. The work was a pain, but I managed to save quite a bit of money, and I met some nice friends, including someone that you remind me of..." Kasumi could see she was trying to hold back a few tears. "She worked as a junior exec and part-time roadie with the record company I was signed with, and we became friends. She was nice and kind like you are, and we occasionally had lots of fun on the road." Yukie gazed at her concert poster before continuing. "After I lost my popularity standing, we were still friends. But I lost contact with her when a big company bought the record firm and she was promoted. I still wonder where she went to..." "I'm sorry." "Oh, it's all right." Yukie put on a cheerful act, wiping the tears away. "I've made some new friends like you and Hitomi. I do still miss her, but I still have many good friends to come to." Kasumi looked at Yukie in a different light. All of the suspicions she'd had about the actor had been dissolved away. Sitting before her was a girl who wanted to be friends, not look for the true identity of a magical girl. Kasumi knew she wouldn't have a problem being a friend for her. "Oh, dear," she checked the time, "I really must be going. I've got to go to the marketplace and then help Akane with dinner." She stood. Yukie seemed disappointed. "Well, if you must..." "I'll see you the next time you come over for practice, okay?" "Sure! Thanks for coming over, oneechan." "Thank you for inviting me." Yukie carefully shut the door once Kasumi left, a huge smile on her face. She really liked Kasumi, and couldn't wait until her next lesson. Of course, that meant more working out, which wasn't much of a confidence booster in her humble opinion... "Ah, she's finally gone. I was wondering when she would leave." The voice was one Yukie didn't recognize. "Who's there?" she demanded, taking up a defensive stance she'd happened to learn in the day's lesson - and grabbing a nearby frying pan to add weight to her words. Good thing, too, because the newcomer apparently decided to keep his distance as a result, hiding in shadows Yukie hadn't even realized were there. "Who are you, what do you want and what in the world are you doing in my apartment!?" "Only an agent who wants to help you revive your career as an idol once more," the monster laughed, stepping out of the shadows so that Yukie could see his form. In terror, Yukie screamed, dropping the frying pan. "Yes... soon you'll be the next big idol phenomenon..." **** Kasumi found a broad smile had made its way onto her face as she waited for traffic to clear at the street corner. She liked Yukie; the girl had made a good impression on her, and she was glad she didn't have to report anything negative to Nabiki. Now, if only she could keep Yukie from getting caught up in any further magical girl mayhem... "SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!" Kasumi recognized the voice. She dashed back into the building, up the flight of steps and screeched to a halt in front of Yukie's door. It was unlocked. Just short of the foyer was a monster, trying to take control over Yukie's mind the hard way. It had her head grasped within the palm of one glowing hand. "A youma!" Kasumi exclaimed. Oh, no - should she have said that aloud? "I prefer the term 'Daimon,' actually. I heard it on a TV show somewhere and I thought I could put it to better use." The monster - er, *daimon* - laughed, tossing Yukie aside for the moment. "Do you want to be the first person to truly test that theory?" "Which theory is that?" Kasumi asked, hoping to buy some time for Yukie to recover and escape. And, for her to break away and find some secluded spot to transform. She was becoming very aware of the brooch pinned above her chest. The longer she waited, the heavier the brooch felt. But she couldn't revel her secret in front of Yukie... "Why, the theory that music is one of the most powerful weapons in the world, of course!" A swirl of cherry blossom petals - human-sized - appeared next to the daimon. A girl - Mika - appeared within... Kasumi recognized the vacant look in Mika's eyes. This girl was under the daimon's control! The daimon fed Mika a quick burst of idol power. "Sing, Mika! Sing, and overtake her mind!" Kasumi knew she no longer had a choice. She had to transform. "Love--" she raised her hand. But that was when Mika started to sing. Mika's dark song worked its way through her defenses and caught her mind in its grasp. It had her... Absently, she dropped the brooch and proceeded to bow before her new master... The daimon laughed as he looked into Kasumi's vacant eyes. His plan had actually worked! So much for all those idiot colleagues of his who thought he'd watched a little too much anime when he told them of the plan. This would show them... And soon, he'd have control over the entire Zen - no, the entire mortal plane. He allowed himself to break into yet another stereotypically evil, demented laugh... The laugh nudged Yukie out of unconsciousness, in time to see Kasumi kneeling down in front of the monster that had attacked her, all signs of conscious personality gone from Kasumi's face. She realized to her horror what must have happened. "*ONEECHAN*!!!" Yukie screamed, launching an impromptu suicide strike at the daimon - which he easily avoided. Yukie hit the ground hard. "Please, leave her alone. I don't want to lose her... like..." she pleaded. The monster seemed to turn sympathetic for a fleeting second. "Oh - don't worry, I'm not hurting her... in fact, you can join her. Listen to the music and you'll find out how..." In her weakened state, Yukie almost couldn't help but listen to the melody... give in to the hypnotic allure of the song... lose herself in the rhythm... If only she could reach the CD player before... before...... There! "WHAT!?" the daimon exclaimed. Yukie had succeeded; the music of some of the latest top idols drowned out Mika's dark song. "NO!!" shrieked the daimon, preparing to strike Yukie for what she had done, and completely forgetting about... Kasumi. "LOVE POWER... TRANSFORM!" By the time the daimon heard the words, he was already halfway into his assault on Yukie. Yukie, instead, was watching Kasumi in shock. "Kasumi-oneechan is......?" Before the daimon could connect with his final strike, Natsumi grabbed his hand out of the air and levered him into the ground before he could complete his strike. "WHO ARE YOU?" the daimon demanded, recovering from the throw. "Music is very powerful, indeed. But it isn't meant to be used as a weapon to control the minds of others." Natsumi paused to point an accusing finger at the monster. "In the name of love and justice, I, Natsumi, the magical girl, will punish you for your crimes." Oh, geez... "Really? Well, take THIS instead!" Natsumi dodged the short pulse of idol energy the monster loosed at her, and moved in close to strike the daimon in the gut. She made her move. "This is for Yukie-chan!" she announced. "LOVE POWER STRIKE!!!" Her fist disappeared into an aura of bright green energy, striking the would-be evil agent and turning him into nothing more than a pile of black dust. Mika, no longer under the evil spell, slumped to the ground, unconscious. As Natsumi turned around to check on Yukie, she was met halfway by Yukie instead, who immediately gave Natsumi a great big hug, crying "Oneechan!" Natsumi awkwardly stood there for a few more seconds before returning the embrace. **** Two days later, the spring cleaning officially began. Yukie sighed; the fight had left the main room of her apartment in a bit of a mess. It was a good thing she hadn't been evicted, either. Oh, well - a fights with monsters generally didn't do much for the interior decor of an apartment, anyway, and the place could have used a bit of redecorating. With Kasumi-oneechan helping as well, she had finally convinced herself to get around to doing it. "It's nothing," Kasumi said. "Though Nabiki insisted on paying for the general repairs. She said she'll be sending you a bill soon, but don't worry... if she does, I'll pay for it." "Really?" Yukie asked. "But what about you-know-who?" "Don't worry about it." Kasumi laughed. "It's all right. Besides, Nabiki said we could use an idol singer on the marketing team." Yukie's face lit up. "I'll help any way I can," she promised. After all, Kasumi had saved her life again. Kasumi-oneechan, her friend... **** (...epilogue...) The warehouse was a rather dismal place, especially when Ryouga compared it to the location he had fully intended to wind up at - the Tendo Dojo. Contributing to the beauty of the Tendo's residence was Akane's endless beauty, of course. This place, on the other hand, had no such charms. It looked more like a landfill to him than a place someone would pick for a home. Then again, he didn't have to put up with the crazed Tomizawa Ami fan attacks he'd been enduring for the past few days. What had he done to the singer to warrant all this? Still, people seemed to imply he'd done something completely unforgivable to her. Why wouldn't they stop and listen to his side of the story for once? While Ryouga was thinking, two large robot-mechs decided to pop up in front of him. How had they gotten there without him noticing? Both mechs were almost humanoid, painted in police-issue standard colors. "Captain... what's this living person doing in the middle of the target range?" one of the mechs boomed, impressing Ryouga even though he didn't care much for heavy machinery. Ryouga abruptly realized there was a uniformed man standing next to him, smoking a cigarette. "Excuse me, but would you mind telling me what you're doing here?" "I'm looking for the Tendo Dojo," he admitted, uneasily. "If you could tell me where it is, I'll be on my way." The man shook his head. "Aren't you police officers? Maybe you could help me with a slight problem I've been having." "Maybe. But this is highly irregular. We usually don't have people come down here to ask us for help." "It's an unusual case," Ryouga said. He usually didn't feel the need to ask others for help, but in this case... "I've got this giant mob of crazed Tomizawa Ami fans out to get me because they think I've done something to her, and I haven't! And they won't listen to reason, either!" "It IS you!!" one of the mechs drew its gun. "You're the one that stands in between us and our precious Ami-chan! Isao Ohta will punish you in the name of the Tomizawa Fan Club!!!" Ryouga hadn't expected to have to fight either of the mechs - Ingrams, from the conversation he'd picked up. Thankfully, the other mech was attempting to hold the deviant Ingram back. He'd hate to have to take out an obviously expensive piece of police machinery... The Ingram broke free and began to attack Ryouga. On the sidelines, Captain Goto merely shook his head, wondering how he'd fill out the report on this incident. The chief wouldn't accept the fact that an insane idol fan among the officers was using an Ingram to fight a boy who claimed to be an innocent, would he? He smirked, trying to figure out an easy way to avoid having the image of the SV2 tarnished again... (The end. Or is it?)