Jeffrey "OneShot" Wong Life with the boys 3 (Ranma and Tamahome are both in the hallways, being drained of their battle aura by Ms. Hinako) Ranma:Arghh!!! Tomahome: Arghh!!!! (Trunks and Gohan pop out of no where, stepping in between Ms. Hinako and the two boys she was sucking the battle arua out of) Trunks: Hey, what's up? Ranma:(Falls to the floor)T-thanks. Tomahome: T-thanks a lot. Trunks: Huh? Ranma: Look behind you. (Trunks turns around to face a very beautiful woman in a yellow dress, holding a five yen coin towards him. He turns back around to face Ranma and Tamahome) Trunks: What's she doing? (Ranma and Tamahome are staring at Turnks in disbelief. Ms. Hinako was draining his battle aura and it didn't look like it bothered him. He was standing in front of Ms Hinako's, getting his battle aura sucked out while totally unaware) Trunks: You guys okay? Tomahome: Y-yeah. Just stand there for a little longer. We need to catch our breaths. Ranma: Dontcha feel anything? Trunks: What do you mean? (Gohan shows up out of nowhere as steps up right next to Turnks, also getting his battle aura sucked out) Gohan: Hey, guys, what's up? Ranma: ............... Tamahome: ............. Trunks: What's the matter? Ranma: Dontcha feel it? The teacher behind you is stealing you battle aura. (Trunks looks over his shoulder toward the beautiful teacher and then back) Trunks: No she isn't. She's just pointing a coin toward us. Ranma: Nevermind Gohan: Hey, Trunks, look, she is sucking out our battle aura. Trunks: Really? I dont' see anything. Gohan: Look at all this green mist around us. That must be our battle arua. See how it's getting sucked into that coin she's holding. Trunks: Cool, I see it. I see it. Ranma: And you don't feel a thing? Gohan: Nope. Man, you looked pooped. Does she do this all the time, suck out your battle aura I mean? Ranma: She did this when I attended high school. But now that she took up a job as college professor, it's just my luck I'll be in one of her classes. Tamahome: I happen to be in that class also. Ranma: Hey, why dontcha do something? Stop her. Gohan: How? Ranma: There are pressure point on her chest and backside. Push them and she won't be able to suck out your energy. Gohan:(Nudges Trunks)I have a better idea. Let's overload her coin sucking thingie. Let's turn into super sayijins. Ranma: S-super what? Trunks: Hm, that sounds okay to me. Sure. Why not? Tamahome: Super saiyinjins? What the hell's that. (Gohan and Trunks smile before they become totattly enveloped in that yellow light. Their hair turns gold as their clothes flutter from an unseen wind) Ranma: ................ Tamahome: .................. (Ms. Hinako, who had been sucking out Trunks and Gohan's all this time, manages to stop just before her body becomes overloaded from the extreme battle arua) Hinako-semsei: How rude. You delinquents tried to overload me with all that battle aura. Gohan: It didn't work?(Tuns back around) Oh well, we tried.(Reaches forward to take Ranma's hand) I guess we better carry you back to the apartment. Trunks: (To Tamahome) You need any help. Hinako-sensei: Happo no yen return. (A huge blast hits Gohan and Trunks from behind. Walls and ceiling tiles collapse from the sheer impact. Ranma and Tamahome could hear their ears pop from the deafening sound) Trunks: What was that? (Turns around and sees carnage) Whoa, who did this? Gohan: (Also turns around) Man, where'd all this damage come from? Ranma: .................. Tamahome: ............... (The backs of Gohan and Trunks were unscathed. Not even the clothes where scorched) Trunks: Hey, you did that, did you? (Points toward Ms Hinako) (Ms. Hinako, now in her little girl form, runs away) Trunks: ...................... Gohan: ...................... Ranma: (Slowly gets to feet) It's a long story. Tamahome: Yeah, it took a while for Ranma to explain it to me. It's weird. Alexis:(Showing out of nowhere)Hey guys, what's up? (She sees Trunks and Gohan and notices that their hair is gold and that theirs a yellow light surrounding them) Alexis: What the... Gohan: Huh? Trunks: I think she means about how we look. Gohan: Oh. (The two saiyinjins revert back to their normal status), their hair changing color right before Aleis' very eyes) Alexis: ................... Trunks: It's a long story. Alexis: I'm not even going to ask. Gohan: Do you have any more classes? Alexis: Me? No. That's it for the day. How about you guys? Gohan, Ranma, Tamahome, Trunks: Nope. Alexis: Hm, since none of us have any classes, we can go out and grab something to eat. Ranma: That's a good idea. I'm starved. Tamahome: You're always starved, Ranma. You, too, Gohan. Trunks: Um, where would we go? Gohan: I know a great place about a hundred miles away from here. We could eat there. Alexis: Did I hear that correctly? Did you just say a hundred miles? A scene needs to be added.. (Alexis finally gets home) Alexis: God, what a day. (Flops onto couch) Maybe I should tell my friends not to come on by later. I'm too tired. (Alexis feels something between the cushions in her hand) Alexis: What's this? (Realizes its a jockey and blushes).................. (She throws the jockey to the floor) Alexis: (Blushing)Great. Like I'm gonna get any sleep tonight now that I know one of my roommates wear something like that. God, what am I saying? T-they're my roommates. (Gohan enters the livingroom. His is topless.) Gohan: Alexis, have you seen my shirt? Alexis: G-Gohan, w-where did you come from?!(Blushes)W-why are you t- topless. Gohan: (Scratches head)I can't find my shirt. Alexis: Um, er, why don't you borrow one of the guy's clothes?! Gohan: Well, I could, but they won't fit. They'll be too tight. (Alexis is staring) Gohan: Alexis? Are you all right? Alexis: (Blushing more)Oh, I-I'm fine. (Thinking)God, I don't think I ever saw someone with a body as built as Gohan's. (Looks at crumpled jockey on floor) Gohan: What's this? (Picks it up) Alexis: T-I-is that yours? (Thinking)If it is, then I don't think I'll ever be able to sleep... Gohan: Mine? How can it be mine when I don't even know what it is? Alexis: What do you mean you don't know what it is? It's someone's jockey. Gohan: Jockey. Alexis: You know, underwear... Gohan: (Chucks it over his shoudler)Whatever. Anyway, have you seen my shirt? Alexis: No. Gohan: Damn. And I don't know where to look for it. Alexis: Have you tried your room? Gohan: Yeah. And I still can't find it. Perhaps you can help. Alexis: Me? Go into you and your buddies' room? Are you sure? Gohan: What's wrong with that? Alexis: Are you sure you don't mind my seeing all those naked pictures of women hanging on the wall? Gohan: (Blushing)Naked pictures. Alexis: (Thinking)Why is he blushing? (Begins to talk)I'll help you out. (Alexis follows Gohan into his bedroom. The bedroom belongs to Gohan and three other guys. The bedroom doesn't look like it belongs to four single guys.) Alexis: (Looks around)T-this is a guys bedroom? Gohan: What's wrong with it? Alexis: It's just not what I was expecting. I was expecting to see posters of cars and girls and sports players and all. But this room seems very...plain. At least I wasn't wrong in assuming that there would be clothes strewn about. Gohan: Oh, those clothes belong to Trunks and Ranma. They're pretty messy. (At that moment, the door opens and in walks a naked Trunks. He is using his only towel to dry his purple hair) Trunks: Hi, Alexis. Alexis: T-Trunks!!! Trunks: (Confused)What's wrong? Alexis: Y-you're n-naked. Trunks: (Shrugs his shoulders)I know. What's wrong with that?(Starts looking through draws)Man, I hope I have something clean to wear. Alexis: W-when did y-you get home? Trunks: I was home for the past half hour. I was taking a shower. Ranma just got home and he's in the shower now. Gohan: Hey, Trunks, have you seen my shirt? Trunks: No. You can borrow mine. Of course, that is, if I can find it also.(Starts searching through draws) Alexis: (Blushing)I-I b-better leave the r-room so y-you can get dressed. Gohan: But I thought you were going to help me find my shirt. Alexis: Yeah, I was, but Trunks is now in here...naked. Trunks: (Innocently)What's wrong with me being naked? Alexis: Can't you at least show a bit of modesty? Trunks: Oh. Okay.(Finds underwear and puts it on)Is this good? (Ranma enters the room. He is has a towel wrapped around his waist. Ranma: Hey, Alex, whatcha doing in here? Alexis: (Blushing)Um, er....I....(Thinking)Oh god, Gohan topless, Trunks naked, Ranma half-naked...I'm never going to get some sleep for the next century. Trunks: (Innocently confused)Hey, Alexis, I don't get it. How come you're blushing? Alexis: (Blushing more)H-how c-come?! W-what do you think?! Gohan: I think it has something to do with modesty, right? Ranma: (Smirks)Hey, Trunks, you were walking around naked? Trunks: Yeah. What's wrong with that? Gohan: (Raises hand)I know. She's embarrassed seeing you naked, right? Trunks: (Confused)Why would she be embarassed seeing me naked? Ranma: In case you're wondering, a girl isn't really supposed to see you naked unless you and the girl....well, you know. Alexis: (Blushing)........................ Trunks: Unless what? Ranma: Sex. You know, make love. Trunks: (Blushing)S-sex. M-make l-love. Alexis: W-why are you blushing now? Gohan: Oh, I read about that. Alexis: Y-you mean you never... Gohan: Me? No. Why? Alexis: I-it's just that....I never thought that you...um...were a virgin. Gohan: A virgin? Oh, I know what that is. (Proudly)I'm that also. (Confused)Waitaminute. I'm too sure if I'm supposed to be proud of that or ashamed of it. Alexis: Y-you too, Gohan? Um...you should be proud of it. That's all I can say. (Thinking)Great. Just great. Now I'm never going to sleep. The thought of living under the same roof with guys as good looking as them, and now finding out that they sexually pure.... Trunks: (To Ranma)Hey, you're a vigin, right? Ranma: Well, yeah. Gohan: I think all of us are. Alexis: A-all of y-you a-are? (The door opens and in walks Tamahome. He was about to take off his shirt when he caught sight of Alexis) Tamahome: Hi, Alexis. Trunks: Hey, Tamahome, you're a virgin, right? Tamahome: A what? Gohan: You never slept with a girl before, right? Tamahome: No. I haven't. Alexis: This is too.....weird. Tamahome: What's too weird? Alexis: (Heads out)I need to rest.(Heads for her bedroom) (The guys follow Alexis into the bedroom. They want to make sure she's all right. Ranma is still only wearing a towel. Trunks is still in his underwear. Gohan is still topless) Gohan: Are you all right? Alexis: (A bit disoriented)Yeah. It's just that all of this came as a surprise... Trunks: (Looking around)Wow, so this is how a girl's room look. (Ryoga gets home from class) Ryoga: (Calling out)Is anyone home? Gohan: Yeah, we're all in Alexis' room. (Ryoga peers into the room from the doorway) Alexis: (Sighs)Come on in. Everyone is in here already, so what's one more... (Ryoga cautiously enters) Ryoga: Um, what's going on? Why is every one in this room? And why are the three of you half naked? Trunks: We were talking about being virgins! Ryoga: Virgins? Ranma: (Smirks)You know...having sex. You're a virgin. So, if you and Alexis here were to have sex, then you would no longer be one. Ryoga: Sex? Me? Alexis? (Ryoga faints) Ranma: What a sissy? Tamahome: Man, I can't believe he fainted. (Alexis, seeing Ryoga faint, rushes to his side and cradles him) Alexis: Ryoga, are you okay? (Thinking)Yep, he's definitely one if even the thought of it makes him faint... (Ranma steps out of the room and enters with a cup of water) Ranma: (Smirks)The best way to wake him up is to splash him with cold water. (Ranma splashes Ryoga. He turns into a piglet in Alexis' arms) P-chan: (Waking up)Bwee!!! (P-chan attacks Ranma. Unfortunately, Ranma's towel ends up falling to the ground) Alexis: (Blushing)R-Ranma, y-your towel. Ranma: Eh? (Looks down)Oops. Trunks: Hey, slip something on. (Sees an pair of underwear on floor and picks it up)Here, put this on. Alexis: T-that's m-mine!!!(Grabs panty from Trunks) Trunks: Oh. I didn't know. Gohan: (Splashs Ranma with remain water in cup)Heh... Ranma-chan: Hey, whatcha do that for?! Gohan: Well, now it wouldn't matter. (Ryoga, seeing a naked girl, even if it was Ranma, faints.) Gohan: (Brows raised)So that's how a naked woman looks like. Alexis: (Leaps in front of Ranma)D-don't look. Tamahome: Why not? Ranma-chan: Don't worry. I don't really care if they see me naked. Alexis: Still!!! (Duo and Trowa head pop into Alexis' room) Duo: What's going on here?(Sees Ranma)And why is Ranma naked? Hey, he...she's kinda cute, right, Trowa? Trowa: ........................ Duo: (Smiles)Hey, it's too bad you're a guy Ranma. You sure make a cute girl. Alexis: Hey, don't look!!! Duo: (Smiles)I already did. (Trunks and Gohan are staring) Ranma-chan: Hey, you can close your jaws now. Trunks: I'm sorry, I never saw a naked girl before. Gohan: Neither have I. Duo: What's with everyone being half naked in here? Heh, not that I don't mind Ranma being that way... Alexis: Put on some clothes, Ranma, now. Trunks: (Picks up another pair of underwear)Here, you can wear this. Alexis: That's mine also!!! Arghh!!! Everyone, goto your rooms. Tamahome: What's wrong with Ranma wearing girl's underwear. He is, afterall, a girl. Aleixs: No he's not. He's not a girl. Tamahome: Judging from where I am, he sure looks like a girl. Alexis: What did I say?! Don't look!!! Goto your room!!! All of you!!! (The boys look like they were all pouting) Duo: What about me and Trowa? What did we do? Alexis: All of you!!! Go to your rooms!!! (Everyone files out. Tamahome picks up P-chan and carries him.) Alexis: Except you Ranma!! You stay!!! Duo: Hey, why does he get to stay? Alexis: Cause he's naked!!! That's why!!! Duo: That's all?! (Takes off pants)Okay, then if I get naked, then I'll get to stay right? Aleixs: (Blushing)D-don't t-take off your clothes!!! Duo: (Shrugs his shoulders)Oh well, it was worth a try. (Yuu and Hiro finally get home) Yuu: We're home. Anybody home? (Everyone emerge into the livingroom. Trunks is still in his underwear. Ranma, in female form, is naked. Ryoga is in pig form. Gohan is topless. Duo isn't wearing any pants. Tamahome and Trowa and Alexis are the only ones dressed) Ranma-chan:(To Alexis)Why do I have to wait in your room. I'll go into my room to change. Alexis: Not when you're in female form. Yuu: Um, what's going on here? Hiro: ..................... Gohan: It's kinda funny. Alexis seems to be embarrassed by our lack of modesty. Alexis: Of course I am. Trunks: Hey, Yuu, Hiro, are you virgins? Yuu: Yeah. Why? (Hiro only nods) Trunks: Alexis doesn't believe that we...you know...never....(Blushes)had sex. Alexis: (Blushing)Um...er... (There's a knock at the door) Ranma-chan: I'll get that. Alexis: No you won't. You goto your room and change back into a guy. Trunks: I'll get it. Alexis: No!!! (It was too late. Trunks, in his underwear opens the door. There are three young girls.) Girl: (Blushing)Um....er....is Alexis here? Trunks: Oh yeah. She's here. Come on in. Girl2: (Whispers)God, he's cute. Girl3: And did you see that body. (The three girls follow Trunks, eyeing his backside rather fondly. They follow him into the livingroom. They stare wide eyed at the scene before them) Ranma: How about now?! Alexis: What are you doing?! You're still naked!!! Gohan: But didn't you just tell him to change back? Alexis: I also meant to change back AND get dressed. Ranma: Oh. Girl: (Whispers)God, look at all of them. They're all gorgeous. Girl2: (Smiles)I wouldn't mind having that one with the green hair. Trunks: Hey, Alexis, someone's here to see you. Alexis: (Panick stricken)I-it's a long story!! Girl: I bet. That's all so far.