KFC Chicken Skin + Beef Jerky = Orgy in your mouth.
Beef jerky rocks. I love beef jerky. There's something awesome about 'meat' that can last forever. Everyone loves beef jerky. When I say, everyone, I'm referring to guys since females don't really count as people. They're not real people because they don't see the awesomeness of the ways of beef jerky. You don't understand why guys love beef jerky, and we don't understand why you girls have a thing for scented candles. Therefore, let's call ourselves even.
Anyway, all guys love it. What other food do you remember loving so much that you eat so much of it that your jaw muscles start hurting? Well, it does happen when you chew gum, especially when you try to chew all six feet of Bubble Tape at once, but gum doesn't have as much nutritional value as beef jerky. Oh yeah, your jaw would hurt if you try chewing the entire packet of Wriggley's Chew, but who the hell chews on that nowadays? I think people stopped chewing that stuff long ago. Anyway, beef jerky rocks.
KFC (Kentuky Fried Chicken) chicken skin rocks also. That's why we eat KFC anyway, because of the skin. We eat the whole KFC chicken because we feel guilty for wasting the rest of the chicken just for the skin. Afterall, there are lots of people starving in the world and the thought of us wasting food so frivilously would eat away at us. Heh, I made a pun. Boy, ain't I being more of a dick than usual? We like KFC chicken mostly because the skin rocks.
Because both of beef jerky and and KFC chicken skin rock, dontcha think we should combine those two aspects into one? It would be awesome if we came out with a new kinda food, beef jerky wrapped in KFC skin. That would be the best of both worlds. We can call it 'Chicken Skin Jerky'. Sure, the nutritional value of something like that probably sucks, but who cares. Go read my Losing Weight rant to help begin your quest toward becoming more healthy to compensate for eating such a food.
All in all, I think someone should come up with a way to combine two of our favorite foods into one thing.
Life would be better if that happened.