Landmines, the next best way to terrorize people...

 

Think about it. Imaging how scared shitless you can make people by planting landmines in random locations throughout the country? How the hell can you get caught? You just walk around late at night and bury a landmine and disappear. Do all your burying under the cover of night. When the day rolls around and people walk about, be it heading to work or jogging or just walking, someone poor fool is bound to accidentally step on the ground where the landmine was buried. And when that happens, well, you know what happens afterwards. Let's just say people that see it will most likely go 'Ewww'.

No one will know that you were involved since you'll be long gone.

Actually, there is a chance you can get caught if you get caught before you plant the landmines. However, if you're in a car transporting landmines to a location for burying, just don't give the officer a reason to pull you over or a reason to be suspicious of you driving late at night and wanting to check your car. If you can find an accomplice, that's even better. Have him drink alcohol until he's drunk. That way, just tell the officer that you're a designated driver and you're driving your drunk friend home. They will most likely let you off. Afterall, you're not only saving a life, but you could be saving many potential lives that would be taken had that person been driving. That way, you won't be caught before you plant your landmines.

It'd be very hard for you to get caught after you plant a landmine if you know what to look for. One way of getting caught after you plant a landmine is if you get seen crossing in front of some surveillance cameras like the ones in front of ATM's and such. That's how people get caught, by being inadvertently spotted passing a camera, even if the camera had nothing to do with security and such. For instance, if you're spotted crossing a camera several hours before a landmine is discovered inadvertently, there's a good chance authorities will find out who you are. If you drive your car by it but the camera doesn't give a good description of your car, the police will simply check all surveillance cameras in the surrounding area for a car that seems similar to yours to get a better identification. They'll check the times that car passed in front of that camera and the other camera and determine if the time fits based on how fast it would take for your car to pass between cameras. They can easily determine it based on elapsed time.

For instance, if your car passes Camera1 at midnight....and a similar car is seen passing Camera2 (which is just down the block) about a minute later, there's a good chance the police will continue to check all cameras until a good identifiable image of your car and license plate is determined. The police are really smart, much smarter than most people.

Because they're so smart, if you get pulled over before you plant the landmines, hold off on the planting of landmines. I'm sure the police are smart enough to see if there's a link between you being pulled over to you being the person having planted the mines. Just wait a few weeks before making another attempt

How do I know to do this? Well, let's just say you sure learn a lot from watching TLC and History, especially those shows about forensic files and how mysteries are solved and criminals apprehended because of stupid things they've missed. I'm not smart and would never get away from the police which is why I'm not crazy enough to do something like this. I'm simply pointing something out to people, that's all.

Burying landmines in random locations throughout a country can scare people shitless. It'd be like the sniper that was sniping people in Washington DC not that long ago. You can get everyone to worry about who would be struck next because it's so random that everyone would think that they could be next.

For it to work, you need to plant all your landmines over the span of no more than two nights. Afterall, after one or two days, authorities will realize you do your work late at night so everyone will be on the lookout for someone suspicious late at night. That's when you'll get busted.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot to mention this. When I say 'landmines', I'm referred to 'dog shit'. My friends and I refer to dog shit as landmines. I don't condone the planting of real landmines and blowing people up, but I do condone the planting of dog shit landmines so that people inadvertently step on them when they least expect it.

Afterall, what better way to terrorize people than to plant dog shit and make everyone scared of stepping on dog shit?

 

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