'John 3:16' sucks ass!!!
How come at every sporting event or such, we see some dumb fuck holding a 'John 3:16' sign? Either that or variations of said sign. It'd basically be '<Insert Name> 3:16'. So long as the 3:16 is used after a name, it seems to give it some kinda meaning or make it seem 'cool'.
I think anyone that holds this sign up is a dumb fuck. You know why? To me, you're nothing more than some asshole that is trying to shove religion down my throat. Sure, you're trying to shove Christianity down my throat, a pretty popular religion by all means, but do you know what? I don't give a fuck. You're no better than someone trying to shove Buddism or Taoism or Islamic whatever religion in practice down my throat. To me, it's all the same. It's you being an asshole.
What does John 3:16 mean? It means: For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish but have everlasting life.
Man, you know how fucking pissed off I'd be if I was sitting at a sporting event and have some dumb fuck holding that sign in front of me? I'd be definitely pissed off enough that I'd probably try and kill him. Of course, it would piss me off even more because the guy would basically become a martyr, suffering in the name of Jesus. Either way, you'd piss me off.
So, who came up with this? Who started this trend of idiocy where people held up the 'John 3:16' sign? The guy who started all of this was a man named Rollen Stewart, also known as 'Rainbow Man' because he is most recognized for the rainbow afro wig he wears when he is seen at sporting events. Who is this guy? He's a fucking nut job and is serving out three life terms at the California State Prison in Represa. Why? Because he had done some really stupid shit like trying to assassinate Miss America on live television, considered kidnapping Spudz McKenzie (A fucking dog!), and killing Muhammad Ali and Bob Hope and other famous figures. Oh yeah, and let's not forget to mention that he took a hotel maid hostage and locked her in a bathroom and threatened to shoot down planes that flew into Los Angeles Airport if his demands weren't met. What were his demands? A six-hour worldwide TV relay so he could tell the world that everything was going to come to an end. Anyway, this guy was the guy that started it all. Is he a nut job? To me, he sure is. It's all open to interpretation, JUST like whatever religion you're trying to shove down my throat.
What's funny is that I'm pretty sure all those dumb fucks out there that hold the 'John 3:16' sign probably don't realize this. Funnily enough, if you point out that what they're doing showing you that sign is nothing more than trying to shove religion down our throats and that we don't give a shit and would believe what we wanna believe, and the fact that the guy who started it all is a certifiable nut case, people would probably lose interest in trying to seem 'cool' showing such a sign.
Okay, so perhaps we have some zealots out there who want to try and spread their beliefs onto others like other religious assholes and they don't care about who started it all you say? So tell me, what does John 3:17 mean? I'm pretty sure you don't know and can't answer that. You know what that means? You're just like all the other fucks out there that hold up the sign simply because you see others doing it and think it's 'cool'. And let's pretend you can answer it. What do I hafta say about that? So what, knowing so don't prove anything to me. YOUR beliefs means nothing to ME. All I see is a dumb fuck that holds up a meaningless sign, trying to shove religion down my throat, all the while blocking other people's view of sporting events with said sign.
I wanna start a new religion. I'm going to start holding a sign that says 'OneShot 3:16'. What does 'OneShot 3:16' mean? The passage means: "STFU N00b!" which translates to "Shut The Fuck Up, Newbie!" The only Psalms you'll be interested in is the one you use to jerk off. To all you people who want to point out that that doesn't make sense because of the spelling, refer to the passage 'OneShot: 3:16' for my answer.
Anyway, 'John 3:16' or any kind of variation of it sucks ass.