What's with celebrity hookups? Do people really give a shit who celebrities date? It's as stupid as celebrity fashion. Who gives a shit what kinda clothes they wear to a red-carpet event. I mean, really, what's with Channel E! giving air-time to stupid shit like that? It also doesn't help one bit when you see Joan Rivers on there. Shouldn't that woman had died already? You know how annoying celebrity hook-ups and celebrity fashion are? They remind me of the times I try to spit into the toilet while I'm taking a piss and accidentally spit on my own dick. It's that fucking annoying.

I'll give you a rundown on how I would react to someone telling me about ANYONE dating ANYONE:
"Hey, didja hear? Amanda is dating John" someone tells me.
"And I give a shit because......." I would respond.

Now, if you replace those names with names of celebrities, you would have similar results:
"Hey, didja hear? Lopez is dating Affleck" someone told me.
"And I give a shit because......" I responded.

Holy shit! If you look at it, I give just as little shit about celebrities dating as regular people dating. Why the hell do people give a shit about which celebrity dates which celebrity? They're regular people.

Celebrity hook-ups suck.

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