I can't stand babies in theatres
I'm sure you guys have experienced this before, you're watching a movie in a theatre and, all of a sudden, you hear a baby crying somewhere in the theatre loudly enough to make it hard for you to hear the movie. Dontcha hate that? I sure do. And what really pisses me off is that not only can I NOT slap the baby to tell it to shut the fuck up, but I can't slap those dumb fucks that brought their babies to the movie theatre as well.
You know how easy life would be if we can slap those morons that bring their babies to the theatre? I betcha parents will stop bringing their babies to theatres if the audience is allowed to slap them for being dumb fucks for bringing their babies into the theatre in the first place.
There's no need to slap the baby. Afterall, a baby doesn't know better so you really can't fault it for crying at the most inopportune time, during a movie. However, the parents know better than to bring their baby to a theatre. Every parent knows that when their baby starts crying, it would piss other people off. But do they seem to care? Of course not. Therefore, we should be able to hit the parents. Since they don't seem to care about pissing us off, then why should we care if we hurt them by slapping them?
Why the fuck do you bring your babies to the movies anyway? It's not like it can understand the movie anyway. Oh, you need to get out of the house and you couldn't get a babysitter? Leave your baby at home. Since it won't understand the movie, it's unlikely it will understand that you left it home alone for 2 hours anyway. Also, babies before the age of 2 usually don't remember shit when they grow up anyway. Therefore, the baby won't remember that you were a neglectful parent for leaving it home to go see a movie in the first place. Take advantage of that.
Man, why the fuck do parents hafta choose to go to a movie of all places?! Why not go to a zoo or something? Or why not go to a place where being quiet isn't a necessity to enjoying oneself?
Oh, but you want to see the movie as well? So download the goddamn movie off the Internet. You save yourself a few bucks and you save a lotta people a lotta grief from your bringing your baby to a theatre in the first place. Actually, better yet. We can make a soundproof section of the theatre dedicated to those dumb fucks. That way, the noise inside won't bother us and every parent can get out of the house once in a while and bring her baby to the theatre and sit with other parents like themselves. That way, they would know how goddamn annoying it is to hear other people's babies crying like that.
I think all you parents that bring your crying babies to the movies are fucking assholes.